omg wait tell her to join my comm because i reposted it there, it’s just members locked. the name’s rootedhearts. also :’) ♥
whoops i meant to answer this privately
i’m confused bc i never get asks and i’ve gotten so many tonight, everyone stop you are confusing me (don’t really stop you know i love it)
i joined your lj comm i’m so excited! and same to the music thing
omg :’) hopefully i can get a new fic up by like next week? maybe two weeks from now. i’ve been working on one and it’s coming out just as long as i was afraid it would, which is VERY LONG. “sos” is literally my harry anthem. make him stop.
I’M GOOD. I’M JAY BTW. also, i get your job anxiety! D: i desperately want to find one but it might be too late to apply sighh
HI JAY, i’m amanda. i really don’t NEED one but it’d be really nice to have one. :( otherwise what am i going to do with my time. plus i want a mac so fucking badly, god. good luck to you!!!
doctormccoy replied to your post: ngl i remember the story and everything when it first happened so this shouldn’t be new to me and all, but i just want you to know that when we do meet in person, the first thing i’m gonna say is TREVOR BACON FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK
if i can sufficiently ramp up my levels of bro, then absolutely. gonna have to go down some four loko and jack up my biceps until they’re bigger than your head. i have no idea how to outbro a name like trevor bacon, though
did i tell you that there’s a picture of him on facebook where he’s wearing plaid shorts, a dos equis t-shirt, and a backwards cap. i literally could not handle the levels of bro he was reaching. oh, trevor. i want to be his best friend.
HIS FRIENDS CALL HIM BACON TOO GOD I’M GOING TO CRY
and then we will make out???? because if not, no deal ♥
HELLO HOW ARE YOU
5. weird things i do when i’m alone.
okay hmm well i talk to myself a lot? i don’t just do it when i’m alone, though. i do it around people i’m comfortable with too. my roommate kendi dealt with me talking to myself for a whole year. my internal monologue is just external a lot of the time. also, this may be tmi but i touch my boobs a lot? LIKE NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY, boobs are just fun and jiggly. uh, what else. i can’t think of anything else. boobs and talking to myself, that’s all i got.
12. something i’m currently worrying about.
GETTING A JOB. i really, desperately want to work all summer and finally be able to afford to get a mac, but the amount of available jobs where i live is pitiful. my brother is trying to hook me up with some online editing jobs at least, sigh.
4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
it’s not technically this week, but it’s ALMOST THERE so i am going to say meeting alora and sana and coming up with THE LITERAL BEST IDEA THERE HAS EVER BEEN FOR A 1D FIC EVERYONE CAN FUCK OFF WE WIN and if we ever write it, you will all see!!!!!!!!!
14. something i do without realising.
actually i’ve posted about this here before to see if anyone else did it and i found some other people who did! whenever i listen to music, if i can’t sing out loud, i mouth the words along with it. sometimes very passionately, if no one is around to see me but i have to be quiet.
15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
omg um i am going to say sos please someone help me it’s not healthy for me to feel this bc 1) i’ve been on a rihanna kick lately and 2) this is how i feel every time 1d do anything (especially harry) and CONCERT PICS!!!!! so
WHY HELLO NICE TO SEE YOU IN MY ASK BOX
2. a famous person i’ve been compared to
are we talking looks here? i’m going to assume we are. i’ve gotten jewel staite (aka kaylee from firefly), kristen bell if she wasn’t blonde, and ellen page before. don’t know how much i look like any of these people, but yes.
13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck
uhhhh this is really hard and i don’t know? i don’t actually think i hate anyone specific on tumblr, so i’m just going to throw myself off a cliff instead bc harry styles exists. who would i marry? YOU, LURANE. and who i would fuck. also you. LET’S GET IT ON.
26. story of my first kiss
omg fuck off JUST BECAUSE YOU STARTED IT
okay so my first kiss was not at all romantic but it was pretty funny. it happened when i was 18, aka last year. i was at a frat party with laura here, my roommate kendi (she’s also on tumblr but i don’t think she’s here now), and some of our other friends (wasn’t mariah there? who else was there? i don’t even remember) and this big guy had been hitting on kendi. he was so drunk that she turned away to get some beer and he forgot she existed, and started hitting on me instead. at some point he told me his name was trevor bacon which, guys don’t go stalking him but like i had to share because his name is trevor BACON. THEN LAURA HERE WAS COMING OVER ALL LURANE (her drunk persona) and she whispered to him like, “you wanna hook up with her, right?” while trevor bacon had his arm around my waist and he was like, “oh yeah,” and she was like, “GO FOR IT,” and i was like LAURA!!!!!!!!! and then trevor bacon wrapped me up in his giant arms and was just staring at me and i was like, “uh, i’ve never done this before,” and he was like, “that’s okay you’ll be great,” and then he kissed me with way too much tongue. then he picked me up and kissed me some more. then we made out a few more times throughout the party, and then he drunkenly told me i had pretty eyes like five times and then said to come to seneca later that night and i was like lol OK. oh, and every time i saw him he was like, “TREVOR BACON FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK”. he’s literally the biggest superbro i have ever met. i was sober throughout all of this. and that was my first kiss.
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.