Other interviewers: So, how old are you?
Sugarscape: What's your favorite word for boobs?
Other interviewers: Were you put together or did you know each other before X Factor?
Sugarscape: Would you do naked photoshoots to chart? Maybe Louis could have a carrot in front of his?
Other interviewers: Who's single in the group then?
Sugarscape: Today we'll see how many members of One Direction we can fit in a pair of boxers.
Other interviewers: How do you feel about the fame?
Sugarscape: The challenge is to eat a donut as fast as possible without licking your lips
Other interviewers: Have you met some celebrities yet?
Sugarscape: How many cats were you able to buy Matt Cardle?
Other interviewers: Would you date a fan?
Sugarscape: Let's talk about wetting yourself.

1 year ago VIA lourrys-deactivated20120806 ( ORIGINALLY FROM toysttory )

#y'all ain't got nothing on sugarscape #my heroes #chat #one direction

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04:31 PM . 12 April 2012

me: sometimes i like to talk to myself
me: same

1 year ago VIA assfaceexo ( ORIGINALLY FROM tantone )

#*always #me #chat

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07:00 PM . 09 April 2012

me: I'll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed
me:
me:
me:
me: Is that the sun

1 year ago VIA assfaceexo ( ORIGINALLY FROM controlledweirdness )

#chat #tumblr #me

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03:30 PM . 05 April 2012

Conversation i just heard between 2 boys on COD.

Boy # 1: sorry if you can hear one direction in the back my sister is obsessed
Boy: # 2: Oh no man it's ok they're not bad
Boy # 1: really
*silence*
Boy: #1: Oh well actually my sister isn't even in the room hahah
Boy # 2: you know i think i'd actually go gay for them
Boy # 1: what
Boy #2: especially the one with curly hair i think his name is harry or zayn maybe
Boy #1 : oh it's harry trust me he's the best one out of all of them
Boy # 3: WHAT THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
Boy #1: oh my god i didn't realize anyone was listening
Boy #2: *laughter* oh shit
Boy #1: if it makes you feel any better i'd go gay for them too...OH FUCK SOME ASSHOLE JUST CAPTURED MY FUCKING FLAG

1 year ago VIA vulpixe ( ORIGINALLY FROM efewklrewrkwe )

#who wouldn't go gay for harry styles lbr #everyone wants to fuck harry styles #one direction #harry styles #chat

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11:04 PM . 30 March 2012

me looking for important information: first three pages of google
me looking for fics of my otp: check the categories on ff.net and ao3 run all the relevant character names and every imaginable pairing nickname through google go back to the beginning of every livejournal group's archive scour the personal journals of every fic writer that has ever expressed an interest in the pairing go back to google use every advanced search tool at my disposal to filter out all the pages i've already checked wait what about usenet that's still a thing right

1 year ago VIA seascape ( ORIGINALLY FROM hinoneko )

#yep #me #chat

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11:32 PM . 28 March 2012

Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Tumblr: Why not a funny post?
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS

1 year ago VIA transsexualtransylvania ( ORIGINALLY FROM knifeeyes )

#oh tumblr you scoundrel #this is a good post #chat

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04:57 PM . 24 March 2012

looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing

1 year ago VIA snapes ( ORIGINALLY FROM captainlancemurdock-deactivated )

#yep #me #chat

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10:36 PM . 12 March 2012

me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you

1 year ago VIA vulpixe ( ORIGINALLY FROM offensieve-deactivated20120205 )

#IT'S ME YOU WERE WAITING FOR RIGHT ALICE #chat

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07:47 PM . 21 February 2012

The beginnings of the American Revolution, simplified

BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.

1 year ago VIA oeroum ( ORIGINALLY FROM anomalousdata )

#lol america was really being a baby about the whole thing #waaaaah you want us to pay taxes?#WHO DOES THAT????#but we won so fuck you #that means we can do anything we want forever regardless of whether or not it coincides with reality #history #i'm sorry i thought this was america #chat

a typical harry/louis discussion

Conversation i just heard between 2 boys on COD.

The beginnings of the American Revolution, simplified