heronqueenblues:

on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying

idiotblogger:

mark zuckerberg is so dumb he bought instagram for like a billion dollars when he could have went to the app store and downloaded it for free

super-sherlock-natural:

I think we all know the answer…

(Source: obscuredbeauty)

jocelynstarkid72:

If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.

I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love.

Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange.

Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.

literally the best thing I’ve read all day