fapitalism:

queenlabrifah:

so i’ve been trying to think of who benedict cumberbatch reminds me of for like 2 months now and i finally had this like huge realization that he sort of looks like spongebob when he makes this face

Greatest. Spongebob. Moment. In. The. History. Of. Spongebob. Moments.

(Source: londontipt0n)

moonleaping:

This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. 
Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms.
At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.

(Source: doitsundere)

that spongebob episode where he puts off writing an essay literally describes my academic career

(Source: rehydrating)

TWIN LOYALTY /BROFIST

FUCK YEAH

wonderful-one-times-one:

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

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(Source: exquisite-dead-guy)