The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
“taylor swift’s music comes from a special place”
o u mean internalised misogyny
are you ever so involved in your own little world you actually forget most people are actually offended by things like nudity and certain clothes and body types and sexual orientations
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
sometimes I keysmash and I’m like jsbsjsjdndh and then I’m like no that’s not right kshejrbtbtjjdh yeah that’s better
don’t call yourself a fan of one direction unless you can sing all of their songs in a perfect british accent backwards in MLA format
I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
you know when you fangirl so hard you just sit there flapping your arms squeaking at the computer screen and laughing like a mental hospital patient
for some reason i have this unrealistic expectation that sometime in the future i will be really attractive and desirable and fun to be around and successful
mark zuckerberg is so dumb he bought instagram for like a billion dollars when he could have went to the app store and downloaded it for free
it’s not you, it’s your nonexistent tags