The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
(Source: ripmarowaksghost, via queen-lear)
“taylor swift’s music comes from a special place”
o u mean internalised misogyny
sydneywonderwomanironmanwillis:
are you ever so involved in your own little world you actually forget most people are actually offended by things like nudity and certain clothes and body types and sexual orientations
(via contrabandimagination)
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
(Source: samandriel, via misslemonbar)
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
omfg
(via wakaflockazayn)
sometimes I keysmash and I’m like jsbsjsjdndh and then I’m like no that’s not right kshejrbtbtjjdh yeah that’s better
#yes. i always begin mine with an a usually and there needs to be s’s
(via formerlybuttmalik)
don’t call yourself a fan of one direction unless you can sing all of their songs in a perfect british accent backwards in MLA format
(Source: localnativity, via zaynesuswest)
I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
(via hazibo)
you know when you fangirl so hard you just sit there flapping your arms squeaking at the computer screen and laughing like a mental hospital patient
(Source: followthesettingsun, via zaynesuswest)
for some reason i have this unrealistic expectation that sometime in the future i will be really attractive and desirable and fun to be around and successful
(Source: almostgolden, via h4ywars-deactivated20130311)
mark zuckerberg is so dumb he bought instagram for like a billion dollars when he could have went to the app store and downloaded it for free
(via snapes)
it’s not you, it’s your nonexistent tags
(via assfaceexo)
i don’t have friends because apparently being a sarcastic asshole all the time is only ok on the internet
(Source: previouslygillany, via assfaceexo)
